For example there was this “wanting to be journo” who to add some spice to his write-up put in a dash of profanity. While the journo who made an attempt to write like the author in question, his thoughts on this certain event allowed me to assume that he did he passed out from a vernacular medium school where English is taught as the 3rd language.
There are some auto journalists who write quite well and to the point. This is not about who writes best. But it is about those idiots who would have barely made it to the finish line probably begging for grace marks in English and for all you know have Bawled the BOWL and FRANNDSHIPPED the friendship.
In fact they are so lazy that their plagiarism bleeds in almost everything they do when it comes to photographs.
Their approach to automotive – journalism is something like this:
- Get lucky with any publication
- Get an assignment even if they are not paid
- This one is my favourite ”flash identity card”, (next we should print our calar fotos on our business cards)
- Write a few lines of gibberish and coat it with phrases used by the bigger publishing houses
- Publicise that junk all over the internet
So for those vomit spewing inglis doods (duds):
- Go back to school and learn the parts of speech, try wren and martin without passing out (fainting)
- Avoid txtn wn u ryt up fanC, lv 8 2 wsup..
If you want to be a rap lyricist, go learn the nuances and techniques to poetry, you are nothing more than a yuppie. If you think you are all that, look for a job as a lyricist.
Dancing around and uploading a video does not make you a “less poser”. Just that you posed too many frames Mr. DAD BOD, I will have to accept that belly dancers now have a new form of entertainment – YOU. So keep pohsing, don’t forget to keep the bike in the frame
Profanity – “A scoop full of bullshit?”
You should want to consider the fact that your vocabulary sucks. So bad that, if you were a black hole, gravity would pull you in. So first polish your language – try passing primary grade before you “rapidex’’
Look up the meaning plagiarism understand it, digest and DO NOT “digress” it.
Last but not the least feed yourself a scoop full of your verbal bullshit
That pretty much sums it up.
